Sunday, November 8, 2009
It's Amazing How Much Can Happen In A Day,Let Alone A Year.3E2 Was Full Of Shit,Yet It Was The Shit,If That Made Any Half-Assed Sense.
Muay Thai? Maybe.
The Thought Of Being Away From You For 2 Months.No Way.
"Hey BBoy! Hey BGirl! Come On Now!"
-Ashwin fell asleep at 3:26 AM
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Friday, October 9, 2009
Just Went To A Buffet With Yexiang And Angus.I Ate Mainly Meat,And Some Mushrooms,Meatballs,Sushi.Angus And Ye Xiang Ate Lots Of Stuff Which I Forgot.Otah And Mee Hoon And Prawn,HotDogs,Eggs,etc.I Wasn't Hungry,But Now That I'm Home,I'm Starving!God Fucking Damn It.After Eating That,We Ate Ice Cream.We Added 6.3kg of Ice Cream Consisting Of Peppermint,Peppermint Coke,Durian,Yam,Passion,Chocolate,Cappucino.We Were Afraid Of Not Finishing It.In The Last 6 Minutes,We Ate It By Playing Scissors,Paper,Stone.Damn It,I Ate The Most.Stomach Upsets Now...However I Did Have A Very Good Time,And THAT's All That Matters.
To Readers,If You're Wondering Why I Don't Rant Anymore...I STILL FUCKING DO!You'll See Them More Often Now!Peace,Da Fuck Out.
-Ashwin fell asleep at 5:55 AM
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Updated,Like I Said I Would.The Only Reason I Can,Is That The Exams Are Finally Over.FUCK YEAH.The Sad Thing Is,I'm Going To Be Packed With Activities.No More 24 hour sleepouts,No More Late Night Debates.Though,I Don't Mind Spending Time With You.I Haven't For A While.Haha...
I Met A Girl Called Patty.She Was One Of The Dance Girls,I Saw Most Of The Time With Other Dancers.They Were All Of Same Height,And That's Not An Insult,Just An Observation.Anyways,Your Height Is A Disability Or Ability Depending On What You Make Of It.She's Quite Kewl.
I Met Darius.A Very Talented Guy.
I Met Dominic.I Trained Him In The Gym For 2 Sessions,And Now He's Having O'levels Soon.Study Hard,The Body Is Nothing Without The Mind!We'll Go And Work Out When You End Ok?!
I Met Janica.Friendly At Most Times,And Learns Dance Moves Real Fast.
Nigel's Blog Is SEEMINGLY Boring...But It Gets Entertaining.Visit Him! http://mrnigel.blogspot.com
Hmm...If I Missed Out,Let Me Know.
Sometimes,I Wonder What I Will Grow Up To Be.
Whenever People Ask Me What I Want To Be When I Grow Up,
I'd Usually Say "Something Special".I'd Never Give A Specific Answer.
Will I Be Old,Fat,Smelly,Using The Computer 24/7,Earning Money Through Youtube And Other Outputs...Not That I Mind Being Old,Since Everything Goes Through Entropy And etc.Not That I Mind Being Fat,Cause I'd Lose The Weight If I Cared About It.Smelly,Maybe.Has To Do With The Stereotypical Mindset Of Being Unhygienic.
Will I Be Out Of My Hellhole I Call My Home,And Be Flying Jets In Paris Like My Brother Is?With His Soon-to-be Wife By His Side,With Classic Music Playing Along.I Would'nt Mind That.But I Don't Have A Fetish With Planes.And I Don't Like Being A Servant,Especially A Civil Servant.
A Dancer?I've Recently Undergone The Wonders Of Dancing,And It Is Hella Fun.But I'm Not Sure I'll Have A Future Of That In Singapore.I'm Not That Great Too.
Or Will I Die Thinking That I'll Go Nowhere.
Will I Be The One Who Creates Awesome Inventions,Matter Teleportation,Light-Speed Transportation.Time-Travelling,So That I Can Tell Myself What I Would Become?Or See What I've Become?However,I Might Not Return To The Original Universe,As Stated In The Many Worlds Theory.Or I'd Never Be Able To Change Anything,As Seen In The Grandfather Paradox.Hmm.
Or Maybe I'll Be A Student My Whole Life.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.
Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.
Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.
Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.Slacking,Mugging.
Will It Ever End?
Or Maybe I'm Not Supposed To Know.
-Ashwin fell asleep at 5:24 AM
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Hmm.Heh.Long Time No Post.Lots Of Stuff Have Happened.And Apparently,Adults Are Reading This So I Shall Refrain From Profanities.Or NOT.I Shall Start With My Exam Results.
English : B4
A Maths : C6
E Maths : E8
Science : C5
Combined Humanities : E8
Art : 47
I Realise I Could Have Done Better In Art If I Actually Hand In Stuff On Time,And Do The Amount Of Required Drawings For Fuck Sake,And Actually TRY To Study E Maths And Humanities.But No,I Overlooked Them,And I Got These Crap Marks.
Remarks : Ashwin has made satisfactory progress in his work.However,we feel that he has not fulfilled his potential this term.We believe that if he puts in more effort and submit his work on time,he can definitely do much better.
I See A Trend Of This Particular Remark On Other Report Books,Except They Have Different Names.ranting starts in 3,2,1.HOW THE FUCK CAN I MAKE SATISFACTORY PROGRESS IF I HAVE NOT FULFILLED MY POTENTIAL??ISN'T THAT FUCKING CONTRADICTORY?MOREOVER,I FAILED 2 SUBJECTS LAST TERM AND NOW I'VE FAILED 3! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM CHUI CUMMING? HUH? 3>2!!!!!FUCK!.
And So Ends Term 3.Which Means Term 4 Is Next.Which Means I Have To Start Studying A Lot.Which Means I Have No Time To Gym,Dance,Fight,Go Out...
And Jessica,If You're Reading This,You Must Know That I Love You Throughout All This Bullshit.
-Ashwin fell asleep at 6:44 AM
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Sunday, August 9, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!SINGAPORE IS 44 YEARS OLD NOW!WE WILL BENEFIT FROM YOUR MENOPAUSE!!!
Peace.
-Ashwin fell asleep at 3:41 AM
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New Person,New Blog.
My Biological Father Came Back From Indo.Why The Fuck Did He Not Get Raped By Monkeys On The Way Home,Or Better Yet,DIE.
My Mum Took Away My PC Because I Didn't Go SINDA.YOU FUCKING IDIOT,DON'T YOU THINK THERE IS A REASON WHY I FUCKING CONSUME PANADOL AND OTHER DRUGS THAT DAY? BECAUSE MUA IS TEH SICK GUY!
SINDA Is A Fucking Mindfuck Tuition Centre.If Your Child Ever Goes For It,Against His/Her Will.Then Bash Yourself To Death.Won't Learn Shit From There.If You're A Child That Is In There Already,Then Run Out Of There Now,RIGHT NOW.Never Go There Again.Before You Joined,You Shouldnt Have Given Your Phone Number,Your Parent's Phone Number Or Your House Number.Pass This Info Along.MAN,FUCK ALL PARENTS OF THIS KIND.
When And If I Have A Child,I'm Gonna Make It Go For Martial Arts Classes,Make It Really Fit,And Fucking Smart Without This Kind Of Bullshit,And Let Them Choose Their Career Paths And Such.But I Won't Let Them Fucking Live In This CRACKER ASS "CUNT"ry Singapore.
Are The Basketball People All Assholes,Like The Rest Of The "Unaccepted" Population Of The School Think?I'm Not Defending Them[They Started The FUCKING Social Hierarchy System Of Nerds,Jocks etc.] But LOOK AT THE FUCKING MIRROR.You're All Assholes.We're Humans.And I'm An Asshole,I'm An Angry,Depraved,Insane,Insomniac And I Still Make Fun Of Other Moronic,Inane And Insipid People.But I Don't Go To The Fucking Limit Like How Everyone Else Does.FOR EXAMPLE,"The Basketballers All Think They Are So Pretty And Handsome And Muscular That The World Revolves Around Them".Well,Maybe You Think Yourself Of A Lower Social Hierarchy Than Them,And Are Probably Envious,Vexed And Enraged At Their Popularity.But I Shall Make One Statement.Most Of Them Are ARROGANT.
-Ashwin fell asleep at 3:21 AM
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
THE BEST ONE YET :P
-Ashwin fell asleep at 4:25 AM
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THE BEST ONE YET :P